Samuel Jackson said once: "A dog has personality, personality goes a long way".

True.

I believe dogs are LOADED with personality and racial traits that make them unique in their needs, nature and capabilities. That thought brought me to this question:

Is it possible that some similarities might be found between a persons taste for dogs and their taste for people of the opposite sex?

BTW I know I haven't written jack squat in over a year, but I figure that because of the reduced amount of people who actually read this, I probably wouldn't get to much hate mail from rabid fans demanding an explanation.

So here's the thing:

Imagine a woman... or a man, whatever strikes your fancy... Now picture that person with a dog. Any dog would do, but to help this along, let's just imagine it's a noisy ass Chihuahua. Try to visualize that person in detail(and the dog)...

Give it a few seconds...

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Now...

What kind of person did you think about? Results may vary, but here's the interesting part... Imagine her boyfriend standing beside her. Not just any guy, a guy who makes her TRUELY happy. What kind of guy was he?

I believe that there is some sort of correlation between a woman's taste in dogs and her taste in relationships. People enter relationships for all kinds of reasons, but those relationships usually work depending on the compatibility between them. I imagine that a persons who likes a small yappy POS like that, would probably be happy in a relationship with the following characteristics:

- Low maintenance
- Easy to control
- A talker
- Insecure
- Frail

While these things might not be consciously what that woman is looking for, my bet is that those are some of the key elements that would make that relationship work down the line. Picture a woman who likes a DOBERMAN! I would think she likes the strong types. A lot of people have dogs because their parents bought it and they had to learn to live with them, that's not valid. It has to be a kind of dog that the person LIKES and WANTS.

Here are some examples of this theory:

Woman who likes a: French poodle.
Wants: A guy who has BLING! Fat or skinny. Guys who have socially driven ambitions. The kind of guy who wears brand name clothes and wash their car to much. Oh yeah, and have a stupid ass haircut. Like metrosexuals, emo guys and yuppies.

Woman who likes a: German shepard.
Wants. A guy who's sure of himself. A guy who doesn't talk shit unless it's important. A guy who might not be in the best physical condition, but TRIES to be. A protective guy, but not a jealous guy. And definatly not a STUPID guy. It's probably a woman who appreciates intellect and a guy who can take care of himself just fine. Like a guy with a PhD or a guy who wears a Lab coat.

Woman who likes a: PITT BULL
Wants: A woman who owns a freakin' Pit Bull doesn't really like it. THAT'S my opinion. Pit Bulls are stupid, loud, ugly and as dangerous as a catholic priest in an fººººng orphanage. A Pitt Bull will bite your neck and rip both your arms out of their sockets if you switched dog foods on them. No woman wants to have a guy like that, but SOME chicks like to have them for show. I can only imagine that this kind of woman would like ex-convicts, wrestlers, gang members and Mike Tyson. Guys with tattoos, piercings and STDs.

Woman who likes a: Dodson
Wants: Women who like Dodsons can fall for ANY kind of guy... Only they're not REALLY sure they've made the right choice... EVER. Usually those girls can't stand being alone, so they'll take anything.